great quotes - mark twain

All the quotes below in this section are attributed to Mark Twain.  I like them all.  No idea where I originally found them...

"War talk by men who have been in a war is always interesting; whereas moon talk by a poet who has not been in the moon is likely to be dull." -Mark Twain

"True irreverence is disrespect for another man’s god." -Mark Twain

"Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with." -Mark Twain

"The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them." -Mark Twain

"Put all your eggs in the one basket and--WATCH THAT BASKET." -Mark Twain